Cain's Response

For those who have not been paying attention, Herman Cain's response to his sexual harassment controversy is just as incoherent and asinine as his tax plan and abortion stance. Cain blames the "Democrat Machine" for charges of sexual harassment that came 15 years prior to his run for President. According to the logic, his accusers - obviously card carrying members of the Democrat Machine- must have know 15 years ago that Cain wished to run for President as a Republican, and made their claims to destroy his eventual political career. This Liberal Cabal was so sneaky in their two-decade long plot against Cain, that they managed to file suit against The Godfather of Pizza and convince his attorneys to settle outside of court all without him knowing.

Despite the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy, Cain is "in it to win it." He's not giving up anytime soon. And one must admire Cain's persistence - no one can stop the Cain Train. But then again, persistence might not be the best quality to be projecting when accused of sexually harassing multiple women.